Arrogant Worms - The War of 1812 lyrics

ooooh come back proud Canadians To before you had TV No hockey night in canada! There was no CBC (oh my god) In 1812 Maddison was mad He was the president you know well he thought he'd tell the British Where they aught to go He thought he'd invade canada He thought that he was tough Instead we went to washingon... [chorus] And burned down all his stuff! And the white house burned burned burned down And we're the ones that did it It burned burned burned while the president ran and cried It burned burned burned down And things were very historical and the americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies yeah wah wah wah! In the war of 1812 Us Hillbillies from Kentucky Dressed in green and red Left home to fight in Canada But the returned home dead Its the only war the Yankees lost Except for Vietnam And also the alamo and the bay of... Ham The loser was america the winner was ourselves so join right in and gloat about the war of 1812 [chorus] In 1812 we were just sittin around Puttin crops into the ground we heard the soldiers coming and we didnt like that sound so we took a boat to washington and burned it to the ground ooooh we fired our guns but the yankees kept-a-comin There wasn't quite as many as there was a while ago we fired once more and the yankees started runnin Down the mississippi to the gulf of mexico-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooo They ran through the snow and they ran through the forest They ran through the bushes where the beavers wouldnt go The ran so fast they forgot to take their culture Back to America and the gulf of mexico-oo-oo-ooo so if you go to washington its buildings clean and nice bring a pack of matches and we'll burn the white house twice and the whitehouse burned burned burned but the americans wont admit it it burned burned burned it burned it burned it burned it burned burned burned how that made them mad and the americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies wah wah wah in the war of 1812 (dragged out)