Arrogant Worms - Proud To Be Canadian lyrics

Our fair country canada Is north of the usa Our maritimes are lovely And our prairies give us hay You might think you yankees Are better than us canucks But we don't need no microchips Inside our hockey pucks The vikings left us newfoundland We're stuck with england's queen The swiss give us their army knives The french give us poutine We watch american tv shows For hours and hours and hours We'll export alan thicke But shania twain is ours We're proud to be canadian We're awfully nice to strangers, our manners be our curse It's cool in many ways to be canadian We won't say that we're better, it's just that we're less worse We are a northern people Who love the wintertime For about two weeks And then we start to whine So we go down to florida For all its southern charms But when we get sunburned when we exercise The right to bare our arms We're proud to be canadian We're awfully nice to strangers, our manners be our curse It's cool in many ways to be canadian We won't say that we're better, it's just that we're less worse Pamela anderson lee Is the treasure of our land (uh huh) We all tune into baywatch To see her frolic in the sand (watch her jiggle now) She's just as canadian As "how's it goin', eh?" Though most her parts above the waist Were made in the usa We're proud to be canadian We're awfully nice to strangers, our manners be our curse It's cool in many ways to be canadian We won't say that we're better, it's just that we're less worse We're proud to be canadian We're awfully nice to strangers, our manners be our curse It's cool in many ways to be canadian We won't say that we're better, it's just that we're less worse Tears are not enough