i'm sorry that you've all gone soft advance apologies required now for pissing you off i'll deny all of this to your face quick claiming to be indie rock because you aren't independent and your rock and rolls f**ed i'll get the coffin you supply your own hammer and we'll put a nail in it i hope the scene can fit and we'll throw it in the pit as a sacrifice for middle-aged men and screaming girls your scene is full of sh** so start k**ing it don't be the hypocrite the last teary eyed thrift store mope star in the world a victim of the latest hoax the iconoclasts have lied and you're not in on the joke prove they're not what they claim to be your money they're gonna get your money criticize all that i've said cause if i wasn't so pretentious i'd cash in on the trend do lines, double fist pills and o.d. stop singing it stop singing it you're too serious how can you crack a smile if you can't laugh at yourself you think you're legit but you're just the idiot here's how to deal with it bring the a**hole and the douche bag level down and i'm not a part of your scene where fashion meets choreography your haircut is stupid your pants are uncomfortable you systematically plan every awkward forced guitar spin your emotion is a joke your emotion is a joke your emotion is b-u-l-l f**ing sh** all ... your ... favorite ... bands ... do ... coke ... sorry stop singing it stop singing it you're too serious how can you crack a smile if you can't laugh at yourself you think you're legit but you're just the idiot here's how to deal with it bring the a**hole and the douche bag level down stop singing that sh** we're tired of it start k**ing it start k**ing and kick the baggage and ego to the ground stop singing that sh** we're tired of it start k**ing it so start k**ing so i can kick the rotting carca** of your sound