Arrogant Sons Of b**hes - The Pez Song lyrics

I've had a bad week, its a bad bad world. No friends, cash, success, still no girl. New life's what I think I need. Made a mistake that I can't change or fix it up. Life's bad and strange. I know just what I need. Cigarettes? No. Rot my teeth. Make my smile yellow and my breath reek. P-E-Z! Its all I got but all I need. No alcohol. You'll make me fat. Make me sick I don't want that. P-E-Z! Its all I got but all I need. Its cheap, tastes good and doesn't smell. With packs on ten, I share the wealth. I like my P-E-Z. Tons of flavors, every one kicks. Its just a piece of candy, but I'm addict. I like my P-E-Z. Coffee- Yeah, good but dumb with the diner's $2 minimum. P-E-Z! Its all I got but all I need. Acid- No, not today. I got more than enough messin' my brain. P-E-Z! Its all I got but all I need.