Hand on the phone call the bank get a loan We're movin' to Atlantic City next week Five dollar bills aren't enough for the thrills that we are all Yearning to see You are a friend of a friend of a friend I don't even know you very well Whisky and gin, my sin, we'll pretend We have been lovers all our lives, our lives oh my gosh oh my gosh we lost our savings fund but we had fun we had fun we had fun oh my gosh oh my gosh we lost our baby fund But we had fun We had fun We had fun Eat for free every day and see That we are always dirty Before we hit the beach Risk every cent that we can pay the rent We'll pay it when we win the big one The cops, they come by, they have greed in their eyes They say that they are taking our house, our house Greed in our eyes We will win, we will fight Gonna win the big one tonight Tonight Oh my gosh oh my gosh We lost our mutual fund Our savings bond But we had fun We had fun Oh my gosh oh my gosh We lost our college fund But we had fun We had fun We had fun