I am a Liberace fan A megastar in glam I am I am what Bobby is to Pam Khashoggi to Iram Iam Looking in the mirror The beauty that I see It's hard to be this grand for free Beg or steal or borrow You'll never live to be A charismatic star like me God created man from dust And man replied with sin and lust God created man from dust Eternal youth on solid ground Beauty makes the world go round Beauty makes the world go round Amen I am the pinnacle of man A superselling brand I am I am a record label scam The biggest in Japan I am Entering the ballrooms The clocks come to a still The multimillionaires I thrill Headline of the columns My duellantes I k** The pantheon obeys my will Law of nature since big bang Cry like young Wurther sturm und drang Law of nature since big bang And louder than the wall of sound Beauty makes the world go round Beauty makes the world go round Amen (repeat I am a Liberace fan...) You're so selfish You son of a Egomaniac Egomaniac Egomaniac (repeat God created man from dust...) (repeat I am a Liberace fan...) (repeat I am the pinnacle of man...) It's real it's grand I am