As i count the calories I start to feel the grand fatigue All in vain goes down the drain Inside my brain the grand fatigue In my sleep only food on my mind In my dreams only food i can find Behind the wheel i long to heal The grand fatigue Breakfast brunch and lunch and dinner Every stone of you a sinner Is it chocolate is it bacon Every inch of you a fake For lasagna you've been waiting Over pasta contemplating Set your mind on decorating Of a schwarzwald cake When we meet you're hardly there The dry eyes the falling hair In the mirror in the mirror That's not you As i count the calories I start to feel the grand fatigue All in vain goes down the drain Inside my brain the grand fatigue In my sleep only food on my mind In my dreams only food i can find Behind the wheel i long to heal The grand fatigue What's the beef you eat with candy Does the camembert come handy Pouring gravy on a piglet Peking duck away you take What's inside that stuffed tomato Cream and cheese on baked potato Set your mind on cutting slices From a schwarzwald cake Where's the friend who i once knew Share the pain you're going through In the mirror in the mirror That's not you As i count the calories I start to feel the grand fatigue All in vain goes down the drain Inside my brain the grand fatigue In my sleep only food on my mind In my dreams only food i can find Behind the wheel i long to heal The grand fatigue When we meet you're hardly there The dry eyes the falling hair In the mirror in the mirror That's not you As i count the calories I start to feel the grand fatigue All in vain goes down the drain Inside my brain the grand fatigue In my sleep only food on my mind In my dreams only food i can find Behind the wheel i long to heal The grand fatigue