The Goths brought Revels into âNosferatuâ So why did I feel cheated Minstrels I could cope with So much for fitting s** dark packaging with such dark chocolate But pale orange wrappers? And taste surprises? Light flavours with a milk chocolate shell What was I expecting? Bat shaped biscuits? Or maybe some blood flavoured crisp? But no-one makes blood flavoured crisps and no-one bought bat-shaped biscuits What the f** was I expecting? Ant why should I be so surprised? Another stupid preconception with no relation to the real world We based their lives on an image so no wonder we still felt cheated