My new celebrity knowledge will get me through the rest of my time here It's all I need to know People with faces more well known than our own Nothing in the news but there's someone famous No secret from us The writing's on the wall like Gillian Taylforth in a motorway lay-by So it's a crime but does it merit week's worth of headlines? Shining homes and smiling faces Living their lives for everyone to see Do we really want this Or want this because it's given? Does anyone care for anything except fame? Cats eat birds so they can fly Living through others instead of our own lives Just because they're famous should we care if they live or die? Lives that seem so much better than our own Why is there a difference? Same sh**, just coated in gold