[Verse 1] I've been looking for a summertime lady to lay her head on me But that's a strange request I should give it a rest And I don't think it's meant to be I have trouble with meeting people and can't be bothered to learn Because I'm a social mess And a God damn pest And all I do is yearn [Verse 2] There's this new girl across the hall, with a vintage sort of style And dark dyed-red hair It's really quite unfair The way that she makes me smile So here I am wasting my time, while she sits right over there I shoot a glance her way But I cannot convey That I would like some time to share [Pre-Chorus] Because I'm not sure if I will talk to her Because I'm not that kind of guy There's got to be so many she'd prefer And anyway I'm much too shy [Chorus] And she's so hipster chic And I'm a cheapster hick My interests have been piqued But time is running so quick [Verse 3] Women, women everywhere, nor any drop to drink When you are shy like me Out of society Having conversations that you just think I make a habit of pining for what I can never get I'm alternately inspired And bitter and tired I haven't gained any insight from this yet [Pre-Chorus] I just waste my time with and without "her" Whoever "she" happens to be, currently What would my life be like without "her"? I'm not sure I'm too scared that it will turn out pleasantly [Chorus] But she's so hipster chic And I'm a cheapster hick My interests have been so piqued But time is running so quick Oh, she's so hipster chic She's got cheeky hips My chance is looking bleak For one taste of her lips