I didn't think that anyone was around I should have closed the window But maybe I like to think someone is watching Not everything needs to be on the down low Thought we had until the cops come knockin' Till they come knockin down the door Who could have guessed the rest Won't believe what happened next That they'd come sooner than we thought I was caught in an act of indiscretion But the fact that I was caught doesn't mean That what had happened was obscene Cause when you're caught and you're A man who's foolin with another man You can get caught, you might get caught, yeah Caught in the act You might get caught in the act "Do you know what behavior you engage in?" That's what the police asked me So I told him "like its called s** or something" "Have you ever heard of it?" He did not get into my sense of humor Roughed me up in his handcuffs Forced my hands behind my back And here I thought that I was already kinky enough How can something so beautiful Be treated so unjustly How can something so right Turn into a fight On this lovely night I'd still be holding you tight