Ask if we can have six in If not we'll have to have two You're coming up our end, aren't you? So I'll get one with you He wouldn't let us have six in Especially not with the food He could have just told us no, though He didn't have to be rude You see her with the green dress She talked to me at the bar How come it's already two pound fifty? We've only gone about a yard Didn't you see she were gorgeous She were beyond belief There was this lad at the side drinking a Smirnoff Ice Came and pay for her tropical reef And I'm sitting going backwards And I didn't want to leave I said it's High Green, mate Via Hillsborough, please Well, how funny were that sketch earlier Up near that taxi rank Oh, no, you will have missed it I think it were when you went to the bank These two lads squaring up proper shouting About who was next in the queue The kind of thing that would seem so silly But not when they've both had a few Well, calm down, temper, temper You shouldn't get so annoyed When you're acting like a silly little boy And they wanted to be men And do some fighting in the street They said no surrender No chance of retreat And so why are we in the taxi 'Cause I didn't want to leave I said it's High Green, mate Via Hillsborough, please Well, drunken plots hatched to jump it Ask around, are ya sure? Went for it, but the red light was showing Red light indicates doors are secured