[Verse 1] You got your H.P. Lovecraft Your Edgar Allan Poe You got your unkind of ravens And your murder of crows Catty eyelashes and your Dracula cape Been flashing triple A pa**es At the cemetery gates [Hook] Cause you're so dark, babe But I want you hard You're so dark, babe You're so dark You're so dark You're so dark [Verse 2] And you're so mysterious Got that obsession with d**h I saw you driving your Prius And even that was Munster Koach-esque You watch Italian horror and you listen to the scores Leather-clad and spike collar I want you down on all fours [Hook] Cause you're so dark, babe But I want you hard You're so dark, baby [Bridge] I know you're nothing like mine Cause she's walking on sunshine And your love would tear us apart And I know I'm not your type Cause I don't shun the daylight But baby I'm willing to start You're so dark Got your H.P. Lovecraft Your Edgar Allen Poe Got your unkind of ravens Got your murder of crows [Hook] You're so dark, babe But I want you hard You're so dark, baby But I want you hard You're so dark, oh But I want you hard You're so dark, baby