007 and Brucey Wayne Are sh**ting themselves because there's another name Coming to claim what is his to claim 10% faster with a sturdier frame He's certainly come into his own There's one on is arm in every land that he roams And two consecutive nights alone Are a thing of the past as he has recently shown They said he looks so handsome Stood not dancing Drawing you in like it's boring to him It's a war you can't win and the first and the last are two Thing's you'll never be my darling Another run around and another push and shove Further away from the idea of love And his conclusion, it must be good Or when the penny has dropped with an incredible thud Forgot to kick the tin He knows where she's going but don't know where she's been And there's the plus of the other thing He'll worry about it when it's trouble he's in They said he looks so handsome Stood not dancing Drawing you in like it's boring to him It's a war you can't win, and the first and the last Are two things you'll never be, my darling (Two things you'll never be, my darling) To think you will never be my darling (To think you'll never be my darling) Well he sneered and sniffed and spat at my chat up lines Not to feel like a twat at times is hard But not for this kid, not when they come to you