Your mommy always said don't take those boys to bed It might feel good today but in 9 months you'll pay I know it's your first time I'm gonna make you feel just fine You say you never did and you're really unprepared Don't you worry, don't you fret I've got a method that ain't thought of yet Put it in and pull it out Slap it on your back and watch it spout I don't think you'll mind if I take ya from behind Get you on your hands and knees, put your mind at ease Feel the throbbing what a treat as the wax begins to heat I think it's almost there, gonna pull it out with care Backwaxed, backwaxed, you're being backwaxed Backwaxed, backwaxed, you're being backwaxed Ow, I think things are coming through ??? looks good on you Now the shine is on your back Feel the heat of the wax attack