Antisoc - Hack Celebration lyrics

Dang it feels good to be a hacker a real cracker jack hacker lives a card life a real cracker jack hacker never buys a CC cuz real cracker jack hackers got they own, right? and everything's cool in the mind of a hacker cuz hackers like energy drinks Up 365 a year 24/7 real cracker jack hackers don't sleep Till the feds take down yo operation take your sorry can back to the station take away your guns and your knife put ya in the pen doing 20 to life the only thing longer your list of crimes is your phone bill, from all the times you dialed long distance to africa dang it feels good to be a hacker hack celebration hangin in the crib with my nerds, homes hack celebration hacker mastermind hack celebration internet crime is a way of life hack celebration don't hack the bank if you can't do the time Dang it feels good to be a hacker I mean one that you don't really know flyin low, running proxy chains decrypting pa**words on my Pentium fo' Now I'm pcappin all o' yo traffic what now, s**a? I gotcha sosh! now it's time to kick back and unwind puffin weed down to the roach oh wait, this okie don't smoke weed, I don't even wanna but what am I gonna do with all this marijuana hackers like me unwind with caffiene we like it caffienated, carbonated, loaded and green up all night just to hack the gibson it's been three days since I've seen the sun a criminal mastermind ain't no slacker dang it feels good to be a hacker hack celebration hangin in the crib with my nerds, homes hack celebration hacker mastermind hack celebration internet crime is a way of life hack celebration don't hack the bank if you can't do the time Dang it feels good to be a hacker like the kind with a suburban home the kind that like to pay a visit to the country club you know they say, like, "when in rome" Dang it feels good to be a hacker making money with identity theft buying all your hardware with stolen CC chargin' cards till there's no dollaz left and a cracker jack hacker gotta play it real smart you'll get busted if you don't try and a cracker jack hacker's gotta lay off the dope cuz a hacker gets busted when he's high And all I gotta say to you wannabe, gonnabe, card stealing, wamu-tradin' slackers when the cops show up, what on earth you gonna do? dang it feels good to be a hacker hack celebration hangin in the crib with my nerds, homes hack celebration hacker mastermind hack celebration internet crime is a way of life hack celebration don't hack the bank if you can't do the time (x4) (Bill Gates verse) Dang it feels good to be a hacker makin money at Microsoft chargin so much for my windows OS people do a double take and cough dang it feels good to be a hacker mixin up some really tasty koolaid sellin people on corporate philosophy and charge 200 dollars for the upgrade and you gotta get movin' like Steve Balmer, man he's the Microsoft version of a preacher and if a customer complains, we'll just tell em the truth "hey man, that's not a bug, its a feature!" and all I gotta say to you wannabe, gonnabe, mac usin', super-trendy slacker when vista shows up, what on earth ya gonna do? dang it feels good to be a hacker