Black Mesa Research Facility Black Mesa, New Mexico Subject: Gordon Freeman Male, age 27 Education: Ph.D, MIT, Theoretical Physics Position: Research Associate Assignment: Anomalous Materials Laboratory Clearance Level 3 Administrative Sponsor: Cla**ified Disaster Response Priority: Discretionary I was always one to go far you know me by my signature crowbar I was the one who flipped the switch while my boss mista G-Man was gettin rich it wasn't easy to see my world crumble around me and the soldiers tried to drown me whenever they found me gotta be on my toes for the headcrab threat and the zombies and the other critters out for my d**h you've seen me in the box at Fry's bargain priced in the bin at Best Buy I'm the hero of two multi-planinum games but you probably don't even know my name but you know me I'm the man with the HEV I'm the gent with the PHD in Theoretical Physics from MIT I'm Gordon Freeman workin for the G-Man there's always some hater trying to put me down and if you get in my way, I'll put you six feet underground I'm Gordon Freeman workin for the G-Man I'm gonna fight, gonna fight untill the battle is won it's time to fight, time to fight time to fight the corrosion truth is that I'm not to be blamed cuz I wasn't the one who made the Resonance Cascade, the single most important event that played a vital role in the enslavement of mankind by the evil forces of the Combine eventually, I must face this, but for now I'm in teleport stasis but as it turns out, and who would have seen the Combine is behind this horrible scheme the cascade, was made, by Dr. Breen by the sample he selected to put in the beam and 20 years later I awake from my sleep to find the Combine hearding people like sheep like a predator preying on the weak I guess it's time for more carnage from this Ph.D geek I'm Gordon Freeman workin for the G-Man there's always some hater trying to put me down and if you get in my way, I'll put you six feet underground I'm Gordon Freeman workin for the G-Man I'm gonna fight, gonna fight untill the battle is won it's time to fight, time to fight time to fight the corrosion What was once a silver shine has grown older over time chrome corroded turns to rust concrete structures turned to dust united under leadership they thought would make them whole but it turns out Dr. Breen was under combine control and a people that once stood proud not afraid to speak out loud under fear and not by choice they speak in hushed and whispered voice kept in line by their own guilt fear the fabric of the quilt that smothered all of mankind someone's got to draw the line I'm Gordon Freeman workin for the G-Man there's always some hater trying to put me down and if you get in my way, I'll put you six feet underground I'm Gordon Freeman workin for the G-Man I'm gonna fight, gonna fight untill the battle is won it's time to fight, time to fight time to fight the corrosion I remember the face of Alyx Vance I can remember her wearing diapers for underpants and from the first thing she said, i could see it comin' a relationship with this beautiful young woman but no time for that now - gotta wear my HEV rechargable armor - pure poetry so I open up the door and what do I find? a headcrab that belongs to Dr. Klein and as I start yelling "Get it off! Get it off!" Alyx starts laughing and Dr. Klein coughs "It's ok, she's been debeaked." well, if you told me that earlier, I wouldn't have freaked and I hop on the platform where they beam people at they say "It won't be like that time with the cat" I say "What cat? What do you mean?" and the blasted head crab jumped into the beam "AAAAAAAH!!!" I'm Gordon Freeman workin for the G-Man there's always some hater trying to put me down and if you get in my way, I'll put you six feet underground I'm Gordon Freeman workin for the G-Man I'm gonna fight, gonna fight untill the battle is won it's time to fight, time to fight time to fight the corrosion back to Dr. Vance's lab, but they didn't even know I appeared in the alley outside the window I get ready to head out into the street but barney drops my crowbar down at my feet I'm getting hit with the bullets as they fly through the air my HEV is pumped, so I really don't care break through a doorway, and go down a stair civil protection is beating on a woman there A couple of smacks and the cops are both down but they call in reinforcements from miles around and pretty soon they start harra**ing me I try to run, but they keep coming after me oh crap, time to get back before I get chopped up by the manhacks cap the sorry evil robots with my glock I just wish i could hack them like in Bioshock I'm Gordon Freeman workin for the G-Man there's always some hater trying to put me down and if you get in my way, I'll put you six feet underground I'm Gordon Freeman workin for the G-Man I'm gonna fight, gonna fight untill the battle is won it's time to fight, time to fight time to fight the corrosion