“It's dead already” “As if you make a difference” “You don't know what you're missing” “It's in our nature” Inconsistency galore Bullfights nay, slaughtering OK? Double standards the norm Fur pelts nay, leather jackets OK? Let's get this done Take the next step, emancipate Beware of sliding scales and slippery slopes Pamela Anderson, Weird Al Yankovic, Hitler and Meatloaf can't be wrong Join the club, enter our sky box Moral crusaders Shout down to the plebs A call to morality, the always effective “It's in your own best interest” Somewhere halfway it's me Climbing the slope Together with the rest of us So far to go Join the club