Ant - Cigarette Breaks lyrics

[Slug] A room full of happy sot Come see what daddy got Players on the sideline Screaming out "That ain't hot!" Drama, what got you the answers in the first place Pants held tight with a shoelace Keep life in a suitcase Handle broken off Dick stay soft and a brand new smoker's cough Over and over, dodge that boulder The best type of baby powder pimp man soldier Wake up from sleep, climb down from my treehouse Get into your lawn and pull the weeds out If it ain't been fixed I ain't gon' break it But hot damn, woman, you look good naked (Take it) off the record, I got them records I'm not impressed I want my f**ing hasenpfeffer and my Dr. Pepper Doctor, doctor [Sage Francis] What's the deal, dunny? You got some real problems? Show me some real money [Slug] I like my black girls clean and my white girls dirty Doesn't matter, either way they're all out to hurt me So what's the deal, girl, can I talk to you? Cause I got a head full of voices telling me that that's what I ought to do (Why don't you give that girl sh** a little bit of a break?) I do, twenty times a day - I call 'em cigarette breaks But my heart, my head and my balls ache From trying to pile on the weight to see how much she can take [Sage Francis] Mama never told me all they wanted was a daddy Baby I could look just like him, maybe even act exactly How he did. Uninterested, out of touch with what your mama needs Hard to get through to, hard to please Hard at work avoiding the family, talking to his secretary's tits Measure the distance of pleasure mixed with business trips As usual eyes wander, unscrupulous minds ponder Possible outcomes over time('s on our side) Some stop to smell flowers but they're toxic I don't punch clocks, I knock 'em out the box, Rick (knock 'em out, Rick) Then some jock until I start the moshpit Ladies' night at CBGB's hitting on punk rock chicks Like blaow, how you like me now? Inscribe my digits in my steel toe so you don't have to write 'em down Embed it in your head to help you remember, it might help Slight swells on your back from the cracks of a spiked belt Trendy poser, she ain't mad at me "Bend me over, spank me, daddy" Disciplinary measures existing in every treasure That's why I keep digging (digging, digging, digging) [Slug] You better k** me now before I turn around and blow up right in your face (4x)