Ant - Bar Food lyrics

[Intro] Do you guys have veggie burgers ? Yeah, can I get one of those ? Can you put bacon on it for me ? [Verse 1] Once upon a time, one night next week I hit the five-eight to get a bite to eat I went inside, nobody here But a couple guys at the bar holding beers I sat down in the booth I'll take a gla** of grapefruit juice Checking the selections But I didn't get further than the mushroom Swiss burger They said meat is murder, but I eat it If it wasn't illegal, I'd eat people As long as he used to walk I'll take him with a side of the tater tots I don't dine out a lot I don't spend time out in general pop And if I wasn't all alone at the spot I'd probably order it to go in a styrofoam box She brought me my sandwich It came in a plastic basket It's poison for my health So you know I'm enjoying myself But all of a sudden The bar filled up with a herd of suburban bumpkins No more personal space Wish that they would all burst into flames That's when I decided to get my revenge I quietly got up, locked the doors Went into the kitchen and popped the drawers Grabbed any knife in sight Tonight everybody getting sacrificed, aight? The whole south side heard them scream Sent them to hell, felt like a dream It was a gruesome bloodbath Stabbed everyone, including the pub staff Then I sparked a grill and went to town Fried 'em all up and chowed 'em all down After the feast, peace Went home and fell asleep Now I feel guilty, so in front of all of you I'm ready to admit that I'm addicted to bar food [Outro] Mhmm, this is a tasty burger