Anonymousone - That Guy lyrics

We all know. THAT guy 5 foot eight, colored hair and like skin Hand on his junk and nuts, watching p**nos, sh** He got off to p**no flicks and He dreamed of f**ing a girl who look liked a video vixen In reality, he wanted to find real love, so he was always wishin He denied it in front of his homies, he wanted a girl to hug and kiss and Thinks of it every night, fightin frights, keepin him awake Til he met this girl, stood 5'3 She wasn't obese, but she had a little weight Big brown eyes, but she didn't skate Not a smoker like him, but she loved to paint Walls, yards and even freeways He really liked this girl, but he had no game So instead of flirting, he would ask her “when you gonna let me smash” “when we gonna f**?” He didn't know the right words, he was stuck This is the reason, they stopped talking for a months Every day he thought of her, like she did him. is this infatuation? or is it young love? He kinda struggles in school, but she offers to help, so its all cool This is just an excuse to get closer, he gets nervous, never hits her up She thought she f**ed up, she feels distraught as f** She's a graduate in college, and everyone says it's best to her knowledge if she wouldn't acknowledge his existence But she liked him, she didn't give a big sh** Out of nowhere, as a coincidence, her homegirl dates his friend If they keep coming back, kinda like a trend He wanted to contact her so f**ing bad And she's nervous to make the first move, so it kinda ruins plans Til homegirl's boyfriend bring him around They're so nervous together, they don't make a sound Both sides of their crews teased They liked each other, everyone knew Finally he tells her “i really like you. more than friends. if you don't feel that way, dont trip i understand. but i really wouldn't want our friendship to end.” She smiles and says yes, inside what to do Happy as f**, the sky looks a clearer blue He holds her hand in front of everyone, they talk sh** and they mock This is the girl, who makes his heart stop Same night there's a party, and everyone is all drunk She pa**ed out in his arms, can he get a quick f**? But he doesn't, he wraps his arms around her and touches her face "you're so f**ing pretty, and i'm pretty glad that you're with me" She halfway wakes up, she has bedroom eyes He's sleepy, he got that tired tone in his voice They stare and share a glare, smile and the next minute They share their first kiss, let me get up in it He wished he could cherish this forever They're still dating still to this day But they're way past the dating stage