Why oh why why? Why why why? Because because because Good night good night Why does a camel drink water? Why why why? Because a camel gets thirsty just like you and me And everybody else does Good night good night Why can't a mouse eat a streetcar? Why why why? Because a mouse's stomach isn't big enough to hold a streetcar Good night good night Why can't a cow have kittens? Why why why? Because well um God Because cows have little calves And cats have little kittens And besides dear it's easier that way Good night good night Why won't you answer my questions? Why why why? Because I don't know the answers Good night good night