If we make it I know you'll walk away Happy that you got the prize With that look in your eyes You'll be counting, counting, counting, Yeah you'll be counting You know I had a boyfriend For seven long years You do the math from when you think I started How many has it been? If I tell you that I liked it Did I lie about our s**? You know I tell the truth only half the time Or maybe forty-five percent Yeah you'll be counting, counting, counting, You'll be counting Did she like it, like it, like it? You'll be counting If I tried to hurt you I'd wanna know how much it did Just how much money would it cost To repair the pain I inflict? Tears are like snowflakes I want to catch yours in my hand Study each one and rank its beauty On a scale from one to ten I'll be counting, counting, counting I'll be counting Did it hurt you, hurt you, hurt you? I'll be counting We'll be counting, counting, counting, We'll be counting