Have you seen my boys, running up and down the stairs Laughing in the corridors, tap dancing around in dazzling white shoes Hats as nice as mine Wearing j**ellery, just my kind Don't think they'll ever stop If you try make them, I'll beat you up Have you seen my boys screaming Telling you all what to do, when to do it Down with those pants Do it now, or die Your bu*ts as pale as my skin They want to spank you, fat or thin Believe me when I say, the boys always play it my way You said you saw them, you saw them laughing They are brilliant, know how to move their feet It's lovely, can't stop moving to this beat Duh, you know who I'm talking about when I say four guys in tuxedos and one dog in tue tue You are, yes you are You are my vulva Watch it, the dog is loose Yeah, I am guilty Barking all night long But when she's alone she sings sad sad songs Obey when spoken to, that's the only decent thing to do You said you saw them, you saw them laughing They are brilliant, know how to move their feet It's lovely, can't stop moving to this beat They are brilliant, know how to move