Ani Difranco - Diner lyrics

I'm calling from the diner The diner on the corner I ordered two coffees One is for you I was hoping you'd join me 'cause I ain't go no money And I really miss you I should mention that too Yes I know what time it is In fact, I just checked I even know the date And the month And the year I know I haven't been sleeping And when I do I just dream of you Dear I miss watching you Drool on your pillow I miss watching you Pull on your clothes I miss listening To you in the bathroom Flushing the toilet Blowing your nose I'm calling from the diner The diner on the corner I ordered two coffees One is for you The cups are so close The steam is rising In one stream How are you I think you're the least f**ed up Person I've ever met And that may be as close to the real thing As I'm ever gonna get But my quarter's gonna run out now Or so I'm told I guess I'd better go sit down And wait for you Til my coffee gets cold