Angus Cooke - High School Reunion lyrics

Who got fat, who got rich Who is a loser, who is a b**h Who is a washout, who turned gay Who is that wearing the cheap-a** toupee Who's in the fancy designer pants Who got the big fake b**bie implants Who looks good in the rental tuxedo Who lives in their van on microwave burritos We're havin' fun High school reunion Each 'n everyone High school reunion Why don't you come to the High school reunion Who got the kids, who got the divorce Who's got a date with a face like a horse Who's in the papers, who's in the show Who's in the jail for dealin' the blow Who graduated from the Ivy League school Tokes on his bong and then cleans your pool You sure look pretty, it's been so long Come on back to my basement where I live with my mom We're havin' fun High school reunion Each 'n everyone High school reunion Why don't you come to the High school reunion High school reunion High school reunion