Where were you back in '72 Was David Bowie the man for you You died your hair blue And then you painted your dick Well all you boys really make me sick Are you a square What's the length of your hair Are you a nerd Or just a power pop turd Are you a wimp A power pop simp Does the sound of loud guitars Make your dick go limp Thought you were hip back in '72 man You were a joke now the joke's on you Are you a square What's the length of your hair Are you a nerd Or just a power pop turd Are you a square Are you a square All trends now have come and gone But all you squares Sing the same old song One year it's f*gots The next year it's punks Well you wear the same clothes You snort the same junk You think that you're hip But you'll never be cool So why don't you squares just DROP DEAD BABY Are you a square What's the length of your hair Are you a nerd Or just a power pop turd Are you a square Are you a square