{Spoken} You look lovely today Cheryl Oh thanks Creg I saw your flatmate leaving as I arrived Horrible woman I know Creg she’s the worst {Chorus} Don’t be sneaking up on people If you don’t want to know why people/ hate you I mean I’ll tell you to your face Others/ try to be more/ graceful Don’t try to get along You’re a real life trolling hate doll What’s it like to know you’re as welcome As blue waffles in a doughnut {Verse 1} Talk about you behind your back Now you say you’re hurt But when I tell you to your face It only makes it worse Whys thеre clam shells on the roof Doеs she think they will dissolve You’re all idiots, I’m always right And I left them for the birds {Spoken} She was going to protest the koalas What does that even mean Cheryl She says they’re full of toxic masculinity Creg She’s insane you know, woman’s insane {Chorus} Don’t be sneaking up on people If you don’t want to know why people/ hate you I mean I’ll tell you to your face Others/ try to be more/ graceful Don’t try to get along You’re a real life trolling hate doll What’s it like to know you’re as welcome As blue waffles in a doughnut {Verse 2} You’re the type of person who hates everyone Unless they’re on your side From vegans to meat eaters And anyone with WiFi Are you planting clam shells in the yard Hoping they will grow You’re all idiots, I’m always right And I left them for the birds {Spoken} Will she be back this evening Cheryl No Creg she has a meeting for kids with cancer this evening She likes to explain to them why they deserve it because of choices they made like drinking soft-drink {Chorus} Don’t be sneaking up on people If you don’t want to know why people/ hate you I mean I’ll tell you to your face Others/ try to be more/ graceful Don’t try to get along You’re a real life trolling hate doll What’s it like to know you’re as welcome As blue waffles in a doughnut {Spoken} Oh Jesus Christ Cheryl she’s right behind you, she’s right behind you Cheryl Don’t look her in the eyes Creg, don’t look her directly in the eyes It’s too late for me Cheryl save yourself {Outro} You’re all idiots, I’m always right And I left them for the birds