Andy Samberg - Go Kindergarten lyrics

[Intro: Together] Party people (party people) We have taken control of your minds (your minds) So get on the floor (oh yeah) ‘Cause it's time to kick up dirt, now let's work [Hook 1: Robyn] Hey – we're gonna dance tonight, okay? We're all shining bright, let the music take you away Don't ask questions, just do everything we say [Verse 1: TLI] On the floor, ladies shake that a** Shake that, shake that a**, work it, twerk it, drop it fast Fellas, whip your dick out – whip, whip your dick out Indiana Jones and whip your f**in' dick out Now punch your friend – punch, punch your friend Get on the f**in' floor and punch your best friend Your bu*t look flat – make that sh** flap Use the art of perspective, or hide it in a hat Go stupid, get stupid – because we said to do it Go dumb, eat garbage – we goin' kindergarten [Hook 2: Robyn] Yeah – you know, some of it might seem strange But don't think, just obey Let the music play, 'cause we put it in the song So do everything that we say [Verse 2: TLI] Have a motherf**in' baby on the floor Raise it in the club, homeschool it by the door Now be ambidextrous – f**in' ambidextrous We'll come around and test you It's a biggie on our checklist Now ladies, whip your dick out – whip, whip your dick out Don't ask how, just f**in' figure it out Now make your booty speak – teach that a** English Make it s** helium and (talk like this) Now eat the banana – pota**ium for stamina Then build a school, burn it down Get on the floor and do it now f** a house, eat a shoe, all because we told you to [Bridge: Robyn] So raise your gla**, then break the gla** Then stomp your bare feet on the gla** Champagne corks, pop 'em off Middle fingers up, now chop ‘em off [Outro: TLI and (Robyn)] Then pose nude for a family friend (And never speak of it again) The party's here, and you can't escape (So just do everything that we say) Go zombie, be brainless Here we are, entertain us Get stupid, go moron We goin' kindergarten