Climb up here beside me We can ride and find a friend unfound Put your foot upon the laughing gas And drive your grin around Omnibus, take all of us All of us, take Omnibus Ain't nothing in the world like a white skinned girl Make your Union Jack and make your flag unfurl You can't say you've ridden 'Till you've given up your heart and seat Man that lady clippie rip your ticket Make your trip complete Omnibus, take all of us All of us, take Omnibus Ain't nothing in the world like a black skinned girl Make your shakespeare hard and make your oyster pearl Don't let horses pa** you by Take a run and leap on Pull the blinkers from your eyes Before big bus has gone We'll be stopping off In every shop until you find that mate Don't waste time, go on and taste them all Why don't you fill your plate? Omnibus, take all of us All of us, take Omnibus There's nothing in the world like a gold skinned girl To make your bonsai weep and make your bamboo curl Omnibus, take all of us All of us, take Omnibus Omnibus, take all of us All of us, take Omnibus Ain't nothing in the world like a green skinned girl But that don't mean to say you can't look