Andy Milonakis - Rage Quit lyrics

Andy Milonakis: You ready to get owned, bro? Ooh. I own your mom. I owned your mom! Jesse Wellens: Man, screw you, little boy! Andy Milonakis: Oh my God, I just owned your mom. Ooh, ooh head shot! Yeah, I owned your mom, sorry dude I owned your mom Jesse Wellens: Man, what are you? Like 12-years old, little boy? Andy Milonakis: Why you mad, bro? [Verse 1: Andy Milonakis] I'm in the 9th grade and they calling me a lamer! b**h, I'm making stacks now I'm a pro gamer! Man, you're like 30 and you're worse than an 8 year old Your k**-to-d**h ratio blows like fel**tio! [Jesse Wellens] You're in your mama's basement Smelling like a stank ho Have you ever seen a naked girl? I didn't think so! Damn! You beat me again you wack loser I'mma find where your mom's at and I'mma use her! [Andy Milonakis] My mom don't date dudes with a low XP If you wanna level up you could just hire me [Jesse Wellens] Man, this little nut sack Thinking he's the sh** I can't f**ing take it, I'm about to rage quit! [Hook: Tish] If you're so mad stop acting like a b**h Turn the game off, n***a, go rage quit If you're so mad stop acting like a b**h Turn the game off, n***a, go rage quit I'mma make you rage quit! I'mma make your rage quit [Verse 2: Andy Milonakis] You acting all emo so s** on this Wii mote Hit you with extension clips Not talking about weaves, though That loss was like a kick in the nuts Steve-O Treat you like a red-headed step child like Lelo! [Jesse Wellens] Say it to my face, I'm on the way to your crib I'm gonna beat your a** cause your daddy never did Have you ever held a real gun, SAAAN?! With them baby hands What's your damn plan when your rubber band jams? [Andy Milonakis] Brosephine, Brosephine Loosen up your skinny jeans You got no wins, you'll never be on my team [Jesse Wellens] Man f** this stupid game My life is going to sh** I don't even care no more, I'ma just rage quit [Hook x2] I'mma make you rage quit! I'mma make your rage quit, yeah! [Outro: Andy Milonakis] Ooh head shot! Ohoh-oh, you s** Dude, you're such a f**ing noob Yo, you're - yo, I can't - I can't play you, man. You really, really s** Like, you really like - not even good enough to play