Cadillac on the interstate Ran a biker in the ditch Big city lawyer calls Says, "son I'm gonna make you rich Just put your shoulder in a sling And your neck in a brace We're gonna take his bu*t to court An' take everything he makes" Cause it's all about the money There's a local politician Said he needed our vote He'd put two chickens in every pot And pave all the county roads But we ain't seen that son of a gun Since the day he raised his hand We're still dodging pot holes Eatin' potted meat and spam Cause it's all about the money It's all about the money It's all about the money A handshake used to be All you used to need to make a deal, yeah make a deal But now they look you in the eye And tell you big ol' bold faced lies With a team of lawyers Are movin' in for the k** Cause it's all about the money They say they're your best friends As long as you're buying the rounds They'll tell you jokes and light your smokes At every bar in town But as soon as you hit some hard times And the good times disappear You're all alone and they're all gone And one thing is so clear It's all about the money It's all about the money All about the money It's all about the money It's all about the money It's all about the money