Andy Griffith - Flop Eared Mule lyrics

Use to have an old Banjo, It was all strung up with twine, And the only song you could hear me sing was, I wish that gal was mine. Well, I wish that gal was mine, boys. I wish that gal was mine, And the only song you could hear me sing, Was I wish that gal was mine. Whoa mule, you kicking mule, Whoa mule, I say, I ain't got time to kiss you now, My mule has run away. Took my wife to the barn yard, And I sit her down to supper, Well, she got choked on a turkey leg, And stuck her nose in the bu*ter. Stuck her nose in the bu*ter, Stuck her nose in the bu*ter, Well, she got choked on a turkey leg, And stuck her nose in the bu*ter. Whoa mule, you kicking mule, Whoa mule, I say, Tie a knot in that old mules tail, Before he runs away. Your face is like a coffee pot, Your nose is like a spout, Your mouth is like a fireplace, With all the ashes out. Well, With all the ashes out, boys, With all the ashes out, Your mouth is like a fireplace, With all the ashes out. Whoa mule, you kicking mule, Whoa mule, I say, I ain't got time to kiss you now, My mule has run away. {REPEAT AND FADE}