[Verse 1] Hey, Rita, there's a statue with your face Hey Rita, in a park bearing your name I'd love to take you there But no one really cares And who's to blame? Yeah, I've been patient But patience is just another game And if you never stay It wouldn't matter anyway, it's okay [Chorus] Hey, Rita, there's a statue with your face [Verse 2] Spread the word around The queen is stepping down Living with your mom and dad again The houseboats have been sold The cars have all been towed It hasn't been this bad since who knows when Hey, Rita, we want to know where you have been You can't believe it, you want to know where we were then And if you never stay Wouldn't matter what they say, it's okay There's a statue with your face [Chorus] With your face, with your face [Bridge] And if you never stay Wouldn't matter anyway Wouldn't matter anyway Cause who's to blame? And if you never stay Wouldn't matter what they say Wouldn't matter what they say It wouldn't matter what they say Hey, Rita! [Chorus] With your face, with your face (x3) With your face, with your Hey, Rita!