AndrewM - The Life Of A Stickman lyrics

[Verse 1] I'm here with a quick rap and try to tell How my life became like the same hell Cause living like me it's a never-end tale But at sometimes for me it's pretty well If I could change something in my life It'd be one job, money or even a wife There were things that made me shine But now they're not here, it's not fine They're criticizing me for having no motion They should know that I'd be in stop-motion But the creator didn't had any other damn option Than making me in a f**ing laptop, there's the explosion My friend got rejected and almost die in a mission Despite that, I need to be right in this damn position Because living here could be such as an ambition There are no f**ing laws here, it'd be a good decision! [Hook] This is how a stickman lives We can not be so deceived Sometimes is the heaven, sometimes the hell But you'll see that everything go well! [Verse 2] I know that you'd like to know more of me So I will try to explain it in this song to be More clear and probably say some secrets of me Ok, so this is what you're going to see Since the beginning I've felt so happy When I was 5 years old, I had a phone, I had no PC Cause it wasn't time for a child to use that sh** 2007, YouTube, chocolate, it was all my company Wait, I'm outta the stickmans history But shut up, then why do you listen to me? That used to be all my f**in' childhood It's complicated, you weren't in my hood b**h, all those videos that'd put my a** on the floor One year later, I was playin' with a armadillo All the time, but I was just gettin' k**ed by The mothaf**in' snake, but it was all so I could chill out, wait, now we're back At our reality so don't be f**ed But I'mma lay the chorus first [Hook] This is how a stickman lives We can not be so deceived Sometimes is the heaven, sometimes the hell But you'll see that everything go well! [Verse 3] About time, it's our opportunity to get rich The fortune, fame, money, an iPhone, all that we can reach Or get an enormous boat with my favorite b**h But we get to know that it's just a f**ing sh** f** off, f**in' wizard, I'mma throw you in a ditch I'm getting back to home, I'll take I break watching a show Motherf**er, stop right there! What now? You're watching my show!! How the f** did he know? I don't know how Chill the f** out man, you're about to blow What? Someone's at the door, I ain't answer It looks like they'd like money, damn f**er Chris and Arturo want a videogame, it doesn't matter Brother helps brother, I'mma write another rhyme later I gotta go get a f**ing gift for Chris birthday! [Bridge] Nobody has the motherf**ing paddleball It's not even in the biggest mall Wait, I found one, but everything came wrong, they made to the cops and ambulance a call [Interlude] "I'll get my revenge for this!" [Verse 4] We're back again at my normal life, if you know what I'm talking You probably won't like it, I can here in the comments your b**hing Where I was at? I'm forgetting Oh yeah, after all that gaming, I'd use my phone for something f**ing Better, started to take pictures and videos, just messing All Sundays I was at a Internet with SpongeBob playing All the good content of the society in my phone I was enjoying I remember those days with my father on a park waking Days pa**ed and my favorite day happened I was my Christmas three putting All my friends, all that fun, I enjoyed all that, watching YouTube videos, I remember when we played that Saw parody All the music that my uncle used to pa**ed me Those old phones and travels that'll never get back to me 2-0-0-9, a new brother, new life, I think it's all fine I think I'm moving out of the Stickmans again [Hook] This is how a stickman lives We can not be so deceived Sometimes is the heaven, sometimes the hell But you'll see that everything go well! [Verse 5] After that sh**, I'll go watch a movie It's a premiere, that sounds good for me Crap, they're so expensive, popcorn you be Mine in this movie, WHAT THE fu*k, EH? A f**ing Italian terrorist tried to blow it Literally, I'm not paying, this night'll be free Ok, next day, it's all ok No problems, no, f**ing gay It's time to go to the park, all the day Ok, no, it's night and get a pizza I may I said I'd be very cool, that was fake Something made me get the f** out It was just that they're not ok right now f** it, prank time! Wait, this motherf**er came back And we're all f**ed A shotgun, AK-47, MAC-11, they're all co*ked We're now saved, wait, cancellation? It's the end of my story, is a complication I need to tell you more, but it's my destination To tell you in another song so you could give me some Respect or support, see ya later, it's all f**ed [Hook] This is how a stickman lives We can not be so deceived Sometimes is the heaven, sometimes the hell But you'll see that everything go well! [Interlude] "I'll be back, mothaf**as" [Outro] Haha! 5 f**ing verses, so long, ain't it? You're probably bored But if you saw my series, you'll understand Here I'm explaining you my life In my perspective, you'd understand Cause that's how a stickman lives