CB: Wide smile, high style, that's me Out front, in back, C.B. Wrong side of the track C.B. See the news on you TV Rail disaster Ever wonder why was he Getting faster Every time the red caboose Takes a train Seems to loose it's braking shoes Can't explain Electra and Greaseball: Stop that train! C.B: Wide smile, high style, that's me Out front, in back, C.B. Wrong side of the track C.B. Hiding at the back of the freight train Unsupected When they robbed the great train I collected While the feds shake their heads I'm on the loose There each time at the scene of the crime The red caboose Electra and Greaseball: Stop that train! C.B: Wide smile, high style, that's me Out front, in back, C.B. Wrong side of the track C.B. The state police they don't suspect I got old ninety seven wrecked Interpol don't know that I Crossed the bridge on the river Kwai Seems like any train that takes me Just doesn't get the brakes Somebody go fetch a cop Another train just failed to stop Electra and Greaseball: Brake that train! C.B: Wide smile, high style, that's me Out front, in back, C.B. Wrong side of the track C.B. Ten four Smokey bear I could be anywhere You know I'm to blame But you don't know my name Wide smile, high style, that's me Out front, in back, C.B. Wrong side of the track C.B. C.B. Hanging loose C.B. The red caboose