Andrew Jackson Jihad - Cigarettes lyrics

Well my great grand-dad he died of cancer, from smoking too many cigarettes. But I must confess that he did quite profess to being the coolest motherf**er I ever met. Thats 'cause smoking makes you cool, and smoking makes you rule. So just light up a smoke and you'll never go broke and you'll be the most popular kid in school. The coolest kid in school. Well I've traveled millions of Marlboro miles, but I haven't gotten anywhere. And I've made a million dollars in Camel cash, but I'm still just broke as when I started. But thats OK because smoking makes you cool, and smoking makes you rule. So just light up a smoke and you'll never go broke and you'll be the most popular kid in school- but only if you smoke Parliament.