Andrew Jackson Jihad - Dad Song lyrics

Well, once when I was eight Everything was going great Until my father, he tried to k** me By the time that I was nine My daddy was doing time And my mother had enlisted in the army I wish my father had loved me more By the time was that I was ten My dad's life was going to end 'Cause he was going on ninety By the time I was eleven My daddy was up in heaven in the clouds Staring down at me And I can't help but miss him Even though he hit me everyday And he tried to hang me with a belt once And he took nude photographs of my body And by the time that I was twelve, I had made my first million And by the time that I was fourteen, I had found the cure to cancer And by the time that I was fourteen, I was the president of the country And by the time that I was fifteen, I was the champion of the world So I'm glad my daddy didn't love me And I'm glad that he tried to k** me And I'm glad he took those pictures of me I am glad my daddy didn't love me I said I'm glad my daddy didn't love me