Andrew Huang - Unsigned lyrics

I'm not signed to record label, unless you count When i put my name on my vinyl cause i'm lending it out Still on the internet i'm bigger than kahuna And sometimes make it deeper than flawed scuba Heads ask how i can rap for so long without breathing The trick is my oblong medulla Forget cheddar man, i got gouda Stocked through the shelves this week Because i shopped sooner And found the deals on prunes and raw tuna Helping with my cents like guitar tuners Helping with my scents like not going to perfumers Some stranger miss spraying my wrist with a flavored mist? Buddy i call that dangerous I'd rather let my pheromones dart through Yo, welcome to the terrordome, part 2 But my enemies are private, independent Unsigned like me, except i think it's splendid Suburban kids spitting gangster buffoonery Won't hone their rap craft, they only write eulogies Meanwhile i'm turning parties into jubilees Hot enough to change the temperature by two degrees Centigrade, and it's way sweeter When i do it without the help of my space heater Bring it on a spaceship drive-by With eyes wide shunned in favor of 2001 So-called "hot" crossovers rock talcum-y buns I'm dropping five albums a month I'm unsigned I had contract from vh1, basically saying "if you sell us your soul, you could be great, son" And i'd already wrote them tunes, never got a dime So there's no way my name would end up on that dotted line Though i'm hype with a pen, striking again Like a teacher's union with a vicodin bent But for me fine art is the antidote I don't just get on the mic, i get on the michaelangelo I wanna make the whole world sing, like manilow There's a breeze like the manitob- so let your banners blow The grannies know how the anthem goes And if they can't or don't we crush them like a can of coke I wrote that to fuel all the oil fleets So if you boycott, i can't collect the royalties That's a fun time, imagining i spun dimes off of one rhyme No punch in punch out just punchlines Vacay come find us getting our skin sundried Not true, i do this hungrier than lunch time Cause you know i like it unsigned