Andrew Fearn - Drayton Manored lyrics

[Intro] No, get four You what? Yeah, I know, yeah, f** that Yeah, I'll get a taxi now then, alright? yeah, tarar D & G [Verse 1] I need a cold show Spent the night at Drayton Manor It's alright, you get a prime seat every night Drip, trip, I got the horrors It's all bingo mate, and it's my dobbers Down at the house, down at the house With the famous gra** Plug my phone in with a lead that fits Me and my mate get whiffed It's like flippin' heck-land We are the dumb Brits Lobbin' down one-pint cans of imported sh** [Chorus] Trip to Spar is like a trip to Mars Trip to Spar is like a trip to Mars Drayton Manored Plug my phone in, tah I'm f**in' spannered You have that last can I'll put my shoes on, order me a car Fallin' out as it drops me off Trip to Spar is like a trip to Mars Trip to Spar is like a trip to Mars [Verse 2] I remember when I was 21 Laughin' about it in clubs "I wonder what will happen? We are the guinea pigs" But now I realise: Few of us grew from guinea pigs into proper dives Head dives, heads like an A-level leaving party I woke up in the pool with my boxer shorts covered in a stool Grey fog of the rush-hour, I get its tail end Dodgin' the bloke at the natural food shop En route to my bed, a lonely bed Dressed in sweat, dressed in regret Dressed in the feelin' that I ain't ready I ain't got the balls to make my beddy Oh dear (oh dear) [Chorus] Drayton Manored Plug my phone in, tah I'm f**in' spannered You have that last can I'll put my shoes on, order me a car Fallin' out as it drops me off Trip to Spar is like a trip to Mars Trip to Spar is like a trip to Mars [Verse 3] Hiding all the nub-ends behind the garden shed And lookin' out for next door, in case they're watchin' me I don't like it: don't say two words to you Then peer out their windows with a f**in' video recorder Sign of the times Human beings are now adjacent lines Like a tube map, or whatever A ma** of lines that occasionally cross each other But never say anything Ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever Have you ever wondered why you wonder why? Have you ever wondered why you wonder why? Have you ever wondered why you wonder why? Have you ever wondered why you wonder why? [Chorus] Drayton Manored Plug my phone in, tah I'm f**in' spannered You have that last can I'll put my shoes on, order me a car Fallin' out as it drops me off Trip to Spar is like a trip to Mars Trip to Spar is like a trip to Mars Drayton Manored Plug my phone in, tah I'm f**in' spannered You have that last can I'll put my shoes on, order me a car Fallin' out as it drops me off Trip to Spar is like a trip to Mars Trip to Spar is like a trip to Mars