Andrew Bird's Bowl of Fire - Gla** Figurine lyrics

You've got me sitting on your mantle like a little gla** figurine Why must you be so mean? Don't you know I've got better things to do? I'm like a mail order product from a housekeeping magazine How utterly embarra**ing Well, lady, I'm not going to dance that dance Let the giraffes do it, let the sad clown cry Your porcelain kisses are not going to turn me shy No, I'm not your little boy, your rosy cheeked joy Though the thought of you makes me sanguine I'll do anything you want but I won't be your gla** figurine Let the giraffes do it, let the sad clown cry Your porcelain kisses are not going to turn me shy No, I'm not your little boy, your rosy cheeked joy Though the thought of you makes me sanguine I'll do anything you want but I won't be your gla** figurine