Andrew Bird's Bowl of Fire - Trepanation lyrics

It's funny to me watching all these young people Trying to get together I see them scanning the room for their Supposed romantic ideal They're looking for those with Similar markations And a glance They'll try to steal But I've noticed an alarming trend Toward specialization All these subcultures going public With their plea I understand people need a reason To get together God help us all if it turns out to be Elective surgery [Chorus:] When she says: I like long walks and sci-fi movies You're six foot tall and east coast bred Some night when we're together I'll tie your wrists with leather And drill a tiny hole into your head I once knew this girl Banana curls I could not comprehend the Things she said to me Casually I'd really be offended Now I'm all too shocked Like a god damned rock And I've grown quite weary Of single's ads Like stripes and plaids It's no fad, she really proved my theory [Chorus] When I saw her ad, I read it twice No heavy d**, no body lice In search of non-smoking Pet-loving clean-cut guy Who's nice I think you'll do just fine I think you'll suffice [Chorus] We're the trepe-na-nation single's club of america! And it won't be long until we go worldwide If you're a clean living like-minded soul Wanna meet nice people with cranial holes And touch upon the truth that lies inside