Andrew Auernheimer - Yonkers (Remix) lyrics

[Verse 1: Streiver] Hey yo... I got to go first, don't I? (ATG: Yeah you do) f** it...Yo! Lyrical, spiritual, psychotic criminal, lonesome individual Diving headfirst in some pussies like it's a swimming pool Don't take this sh** personal, when it gets too graphic I'm OG (?) without Viagra with a twenty-six inch dick Playing with Rihanna's clit, I'll start ripping The nipple rings off her tits f** guns at this point, I'd rather backhand a b**h Get some bread and lettuce and use her to make a sandwich Raping all the virgins that praised abstinence Funny how people always thought I was a normal person, guess again I'll shoot up rat poison, in France I'll drop bombs Terrbile Trouble have been known to Eiffel Tower peoples' moms It's no contest, there's no correspondence To me provoking violence, it's best to get me off the streets Cause I'm more dangerous than ninety-five percent of convicts (Happy Halloween!) [Verse 2: Andrew Auernheimer] I'm just a cracker living in the master suite of a cheap hotel Paranormal spirits casting spells over my abnormal mind Welcome to primetime b**h, me, Sticky and Twitch Spitting sh** over a Tyler beat so take a seat And hear this story of mine It started in a house similar to yours with untouched slamming doors And flying knives, we feared for our lives But no matter how much we begged and cried The Horseman without a head wouldn't leave us alone, so we moved But he followed instead of going back to Sleepy Hollow It s**ed, but never swallowed For so long we just allowed the ghost of slave owners Mind-f** us with ghost bo*ers, grabbing crucifixes And beating us to a twist with it, Jehovah's Witnesses Witnessed it, and blamed evil spirits and never appeared And pretended not to hear it It ended poorly, I've been possessed Tell my parents that I'm sorry And I confess I've done no wrong Except take a hit from the Devil's bong (coughing) ...Word [Verse 3: ATG] I'm starting to feel sick again Screw everyone around me, I hope you take offense against me, b**h I've been suspended, don't even know what was being attempted Suspense takes hold of my stomach, my appendix is exploding As I get down from all that's connected, next thing you know I'm floating Penis erected, flexing, messing with all these crazy thoughts Hope they get accepted, f** it kiss my nuts as I reflect The sh** that pa**es through my cranium I'm insane, mixed with rage, but I ain't even feeling one I'm just a weird kid that you see on the block Steady like a rock, who can strike at anytime so keep your doors locked I'm a witch, watch me fly I'm a hippie, watch me high I'm a baby, watch me cry I'm a dictator, now watch the world fry I don't even know what to do no more Kind of like global warming taking over, ask Al Gore sh**...that was bad but I don't care Don't be scared, I keep these feelings locked inside a prayer