Mummy was a hostess Daddy was a drunk Cause they didn't love me then I turned out a punk A nice house full of memories Memories and junk Never had a childhood I turned out a punk CHORUS Better learn to play guitar With a plink and a plunk I didn't like jazz I didn't like funk I turned out a punk I turned out a punk Slowly started slipping down Till my ship was sunk Going nowhere in my life I turned out a punk Didn't care 'bout anyone Sat round smoking skunk Didn't know what I had done I turned out a punk CHORUS (x 2) Woke up in the afternoon With a mouth full of gunk Blob out with my video I turned out a punk Took my disabilities Packed them in a trunk Rock and roll alright by me I turned out a punk CHORUS