There’s a tale that must be told About a soldier man, so fierce and bold He’s got physique and he is strong He is as righteous as the day is long There is a truth beyond command There’s a k**er inside every man He is immune to life and joy And he thinks that he’s the real McCoy He makes me wanna be a naughty boy He comes home, when day is done Then he throws his sh** at everyone He says, “you are no one to meâ€. Unless you’re captain of the swimming team Why do I have to be a righteous boy? When I’d much rather be a naughty boy He is leaving town on monday He is leaving town on monday morning He comes home again on friday He comes home again on friday evening There’s a place in the world There’s a place in us all There is room in my heart for the big and the small Oh, I remember my youth when the valley was green And the prettiest faces that I’ve never seen Oh, the world’s gone mad today It doesn’t matter if you’re straight or gay They say, “true love is a crimeâ€. But I’ve got loving on my mind. Forever I will be a naughty boy Forever I will be a naughty boy