Anacron - Friday Nite Special lyrics

[Krystal Ashe] See Dick not tip See Dick drink See Dick not get drunk Cuz Dick can't get drunk Cuz Dick doesn't know how to tip He is low rent dick So low rent that he requests a DJ to play Young MC and thinks it's still cool Says he'll tip Says he's gonna give them a dick dollar To dig through his records and get dust all over his fingers Make him sneeze Dick then goes to the dance floor And does that straight boy dance that looks like he's stirring a big kettle of dick soup Dick steps on Jane's foot Dick number two wants to be a "manly dick' and he steps on Dick number ones foot And yes, we get to kick out both "Dicks" But there is always another Dick And another Dick And you can't do dick about it But pour a drink for yourself That you'd never pour for Dick, a "dick" or some "dick" Cuz it's no p**y drink And dick only wants p**y