Ana Gasteyer - Gordo's Law of Genetics lyrics

[?] The bad trait will always predominate Bad trait is certain to win The bad trait will always predominate [ENSEMBLE] That is the law of genetics [?/GORDON] According to Schwinn! [WOMEN] Smart or Dumb [MEN] The dumb will predominate [WOMEN] Fat or thin [MEN] The fat will predominate [WOMEN] Lazy or not [MEN] The lazy will predominate [ENSEMBLE] We have (we have) lousy esthetics [LISA] Say your father has a stomach You are sure to get that stomach [WOMEN] It's a simple fact of science [LISA/ENSEMBLE] Don't rely on self reliance You are sure to get that stomach So eat, eat, eat! [?] Because the bad trait [ENSEMBLE] Will always predominate [?] Bad trait [ENSEMBLE] Is certain to win The bad trait [MEN] Will always predominate [ENSEMBLE] That Is the law of genetics That is the law of genetics according to That is the law of genetics according to [THE MINISTER] Anything that's wrong is his father's [WOMEN] Anything that's wrong is his father's