Ana Carette - ​problematic blue baguette lyrics

i was biting a thick long blue baguette it was huge and every time i bit it turquoise sticky liquid came out and i kept struggling with it because it was huge and sticky and my face looked awkward every time i took a bite because i was opening my mouth way wide and i looked like an alien from an 80s movie (with cheap special effects) and everyone laughed at me and some people thought it was s**y so they stared at my mouth i closed my mouth while i chewed the sticky baguette i used i don't know how many napkins because the turquoise sticky liquid kept coming out of my mouth like a waterfall (sort of) my lips turned hot pink and i kept hiding my hot pink lips and my mouth with napkins so nobody would notice the liquid coming out of it but it didn't work and everyone saw me and everyone laughed and i felt miserable and the blue baguette tasted awful