I was once I was walking one very hot summer's day when I laid myself out to rest at the parking lot at Ralph's
And I fell asleep and had horrible nightmares
I dreamed that I was on the Wally George show before it was canceled
And that he was interviewing me
This really blew my mind
The fact that me, a long-haired overweight post-hippie dadaist would be humiliated by a rude obnoxious loudmouth a**hole on syndicated television and you know it
Hmmm
But there I was
I was taken to a place
Tied up in a giant burlap bag
And tossed into the California Aqueduct
Only to float upstream somehow and end up in some sleazy dive flat just off of Market Street in downtown San Francisco
There were seventeen naked girls there
They pulled me out of the dripping seaweed and bared my naked soul to the world
I was horrified
I was the only boy at the teen girls' slumber party
I was the only boy at the teen girls' slumber party
I was the only boy at the teen girls' slumber party
I was the only boy at the teen girls' slumber party
Mmmm gather around girls, mmmm, mmm, ahh, ga-gather--mmm--gather-mmm-yeah that feels--hey, hey, hey wait a minutes, what what, just what in the hell do you think you're doing?
Eddie and Wally had just delivered some ice cream, which the girls forcibly shoved up my sensitive body openings as part of some damn hazing ritual or some damn thing, I don't...
They chased me around the apartment with feather dusters
Goosing my crack
Shoving their tits in my mouth when all I wanted was a small dish of the ice cream
Of course they all drew lottery numbers to stand in line to s** on my co*k
But I had to go to the bathroom...
When I told them I was married--what an idiot!!!--they kicked my fat naked a** out on the street but fast
I asked some old lady for directions back to LA but she called a cop and I spent the rest of the night playing gin with some law office embezzler in the county jail. He beat me for thirteen bucks. Mmm, but what the hell
I'll never forget the night that...
I was the only boy at the teen girls' slumber party
I was the only boy at the teen girls' slumber party
I was the only boy at the teen girls' slumber party
I was the only boy at the teen girls' slumber party
I was the only boy at the teen girls' slumber part. True story