As of today I'm a monster k**er
It's just a chance I'm gonna have to take
As of today I ain't gonna take it no more
'Cause there is just too much at stake
I got my light, I got my bag o'tricks, baby!
I got my holy water an' a knife
I got my stake, I got my crucifix, baby!
I got my silver bullet thu the heart...
Thru the heart
As of today I'm not a victim no more
I ain't no damsel in distress
As of today I'm gonna take 'em all on
Armed with my bible an' a see-thru dress
I got my light, I got my runnin' water, baby!
I got my holy water an' a knife
I got my brain, I got my d**h-machine, baby!
I got my silver bullet thru the heart...
Thru the heart